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Why It’s Good To Be A Man

June 21, 2009 by Pastor
Filed under: Holidays, Humor, Pastor 

Happy Father Day

10 Reasons why it is good to be a man!
            10.     Your last name stays put.
            9.       Wedding plans take care of themselves.
            8.       Car mechanics tell you the truth.
            7.       Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100 bucks.
            6.       You can open all your own jars
            5.       You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
4.          One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
            3.       If another guy shows up at a function in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
            2.       The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
1.          You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocketknife.

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